Funny Quote: Stay single and be miserable, or get married

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"You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."

Funny Quote: Stay single and be miserable, or get married

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

"Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence."

"Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
- German Greer

"Remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English."

"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

"I drink only to make my friends seem interesting."

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair."
- George Burns

"Some people were dropped as babies. But YOU were thrown in the air, smacked by the ceiling fan, and tossed out of a window."

"What is in the heart of the sober man is on the tongue of the drunken man."

"A bank book makes good reading – better than some novels."
- Harry Lauder

"Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it."
- Anonymous

"No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back."
- P.S. I Love You

"I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album."
- Rita Rudner

"I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day."

"Giving someone another chance is like giving them another bullet because they missed the first time."

"Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers."
- Anonymous

"I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
- Woody Allen

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