Two typos of people

There are two typos of people in this world: Those who can edit and those who can’t.

Loving in this way

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

Growing up

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.