We both donate money but..

Wow so cool! We all know what men want. But this man is describing his addiction in a very funny and pleasing way which makes us laugh. He is telling that he feels pity on needy girls and donate them money for hugs, care and rest for what - you all are enough mature to get that. He really seems to be a humor-lover and kind-hearten.

Last night my wife

You must be thinking what I thought when I read that first line. But the last line changes the whole game because she is coming from outside so late! The thing to be happy or the situation to be doubted on? Well let her husband handle it. It often happens with married people. Not a big deal.

Afraid of

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now, she's afraid of the light.