Single friend wants to get married but

Hey Friend: I think married life is much better than single life. I am fed up doing cloth wash, outside food etc..
I am going to get married.
Married friend: Starts laughing...
Him: Why you laughing a lot?
Married friend: Because for same reasons I am going to have divorce....

Latest Quick Short Jokes to Roll out with Laughter

Need humor quickly? Here is our latest version of quick short jokes to roll you our with loads of laughter. You can not imagine how funny they are until you read and share but you need to use little mind!

1. My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh.

2. I'd tell you my favorite joke about short people, but it'd probably go over your head.

3. "I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg

4. "Someone should open up a restaurant called "I don't care". Then we can finally go to that restaurant my girlfriends always talking about."

5. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

6. "I have a parrot and it talks. But it did not say it was hungry, so it died." -Also Mitch

7. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

8. If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.

9. "A banana is like a reverse stop light. Green means wait. Yellow means go ahead. Red means where the fk did you get that banana?"

10. "I got the receptionist's phone number at my hotel, it was zero."

11. "I tried to walk into target and missed." -Mitch Hedberg

12. "Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something." Mitch Hedberg.

13. I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. - Steven Wright

14. When we're doing make out, my girlfriend likes to pretend she's 14 which is weird because she has 3 more years to go.

Childhood is like....

I agree when they say 'Childhood is like being drunk' because everyone remembers what you did, except you..

Doctor suggestion

Husband said to wife that doctor suggested me to go and spend time in foreign country and wife asked but when we both can go?
Husband: Yes, we can go but to another doctor!

Here You Go to Explore Best Short Jokes on Internet

Surfers often waste lot of time in search of best but end up with nothing impressive but here you go to explore the best and easily sharable short jokes ever. If you land up here, you know how to have fun in life and it is really one of the essential of today's busy life.

1.) Police: We catched one full truck load of whiskey!
Officer: Good, now arrange one truck soda and one truck of something to eat!

2.) Husband: I want you to become Angel for my life.
Wife: Have you made heaven for me?

3.) I not commit myself on seafood diet...
every time I sea food, I eat..

4.) If something goes too easy and perfect.. Bravo.. you are doing it wrong!

5.) It is observed that minutes of school and microwave are longer than normal..

6.) You are looking so cute and sweet today.. Was I looking ugly the other day!

7.) Yo mama so fat that when she sat on her iPhone, she created the iPad.

2 Most Dangerous

World's 2 most dangerous and horrible weapon..
One is wife's tears and another is beautiful neighbor's smile.!
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