Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Not feeling sleepy

Son: Mom , I am not feeling sleepy - can you tell a story?
Mom: Dear, even I am not feeling sleepy, you father has not yet come home! When he will come, I wil ask him why he is so late? Than listen lot of stories he tells..

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

About age

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 4 years..
Cat: Wow, how big you are..
Elephant: I am a complai boy! but how old are you?
Cat: 20 Years!
Elephant: Oh, you look so young!
Cat: Olay age miracle. Increasing age pauses..

Saturday, February 7, 2015

I was Kidding

From morning, my wife running after me with a knife in her hand...
What was my mistake - I just said that you can see my heart - inside - it has your name only...:()

Sometime, your own words create trouble for you. Like in above, innocent husband just tried to be oversmart by showing his love by saying that his heart has embossed with her name. Further, you can see, how costly it was..

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

25 Years and No Child

"Female to another: Did you know that till 25 year I had no child..Another woman: OMG, Than?Female: That I got married..."

Sometimes a little confusion creates the magical laughter and this is what our above quote is dedicated to. How naturally this female throws a lovely funny statement to another woman. Very witty and innocently. Deserves a clap!

Friday, January 23, 2015

Every woman needs

"Every woman should have four pets in her life: a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."
~Paris Hilton

This quote is very straight away but somewhere true. A woman desires are unlimited and she always thinks of a perfect man and we think above mentioned qualities are most admirable one. You can laugh at it as well work on improvement.. hey hey, don't go so deep - just for the sake of fun. Girls enjoy..haha

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Something

my maturity level basically depends on who I am with...

Can not remember what I said..

when your wifi at home got light off..

The moment when you get compliments