Sunday, March 29, 2015

New Rule

"The New 50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong."

So happening! This often happens in practical life. There are maximum chances of failure when you are in doubt. What what a fun when you react it like that Yes - you knew it

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Man Commented

A man commented to his lunch companion: "My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire." "You're lucky," sighed the companion. "My wife dreams that in the daytime." Credit- Sam Ewing

If you praise your wife in her absence - you are lucky. Rest all world just fed up with crazy, frustrating demands and expectations. They spend like anything and demand like the money grows on trees. You are lucky enough if she keeps her demand in night dream only.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Not feeling sleepy

Son: Mom , I am not feeling sleepy - can you tell a story?
Mom: Dear, even I am not feeling sleepy, you father has not yet come home! When he will come, I wil ask him why he is so late? Than listen lot of stories he tells..

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

About age

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 4 years..
Cat: Wow, how big you are..
Elephant: I am a complai boy! but how old are you?
Cat: 20 Years!
Elephant: Oh, you look so young!
Cat: Olay age miracle. Increasing age pauses..

Saturday, February 7, 2015

I was Kidding

From morning, my wife running after me with a knife in her hand...
What was my mistake - I just said that you can see my heart - inside - it has your name only...:()

Sometime, your own words create trouble for you. Like in above, innocent husband just tried to be oversmart by showing his love by saying that his heart has embossed with her name. Further, you can see, how costly it was..

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

25 Years and No Child

"Female to another: Did you know that till 25 year I had no child..Another woman: OMG, Than?Female: That I got married..."

Sometimes a little confusion creates the magical laughter and this is what our above quote is dedicated to. How naturally this female throws a lovely funny statement to another woman. Very witty and innocently. Deserves a clap!

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