Sunday, July 13, 2014

Overtime Consideration

overtime fun

Some people are really amazing. They think that by living they are doing debt on us. So when it comes to their work and duties, oh my God! They really oblige employer by coming on work and they really deserve overtime when they enter! Oh please...

Monday, June 16, 2014

If You Can not be Happy..

If you can not be happy, at-least be drunk..

What an excuse. Really, people who do not do anything, make great game of words. How clever! They say it that being drunk is better than not doing anything - Lol, they do not know that it is going to kill them inside.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Can't reach it? You don't need it

"Ultimate Rule:- Lazy rule - Can't reach it? You don't need it."

Remember of the story of The Fox and Grapes, so it better to follow footprints and say: They’re probably sour anyway.. The lazy people, lazy world!

Saturday, September 14, 2013

All the Time

Mack: hey, did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger?

Jolie: Yeah, all the time.

MAck: Well he's back in town and wants your new number.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

My decisions were proving too costly

I keep my junk mail. It keeps my office brimming with activity - even if there is no real work!

We still produce pretty hot ideas but they all get stale by the time we present the stuff to our dot.com clients.

My cost to the company was not much but my decisions were proving too costly for the company!
Above quote refers to an innocent employee who tries to justify the loss that his organization bears due to the bad decisions he makes. Although he never demands any hike or appraisal because he loves his safe-zone but when it comes to work, productivity or profits, there is a problem!

Nothing innovative in these abstract paintings. We've been twisting the figures in our books of account for years!

What did O say to Q? Hey, put that thing back into your trousers.

Do I look like a people person to you?

Thursday, August 1, 2013

WIfe is leaving..

My wife is leaving me.. Please note down my detailed requirement... I want one to be outsourced.. Pronto!

A long list of new year resolution helps in breaking a record number of resolution in a matter of days!

I am glad with your consistent performance.. the company is happy to demote you for the third time in a row!

The company refuses to pay the random in cash. Can I accept it as stock option?

What did you say what you were not supposed to say. Don't you know a manager is sent to meeting to lie for his boss!

Our new communication strategy will be to create the new TV commercial for a new target audience - couch potato!
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