Friday, April 3, 2015

It irritates me

"It irritates me when she sits down and her legs flatten out to approximately the size of a country!"

Ways of using time

Best way to stop time: kiss
Ultimate way to travel in time: Read
Awesome way to escape time: Music
Nice way to fear time: Write
And smart way to waste time: Social Media.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

New Rule

"The New 50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong."

So happening! This often happens in practical life. There are maximum chances of failure when you are in doubt. What what a fun when you react it like that Yes - you knew it

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Man Commented

A man commented to his lunch companion: "My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire." "You're lucky," sighed the companion. "My wife dreams that in the daytime." Credit- Sam Ewing

If you praise your wife in her absence - you are lucky. Rest all world just fed up with crazy, frustrating demands and expectations. They spend like anything and demand like the money grows on trees. You are lucky enough if she keeps her demand in night dream only.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Not feeling sleepy

Son: Mom , I am not feeling sleepy - can you tell a story?
Mom: Dear, even I am not feeling sleepy, you father has not yet come home! When he will come, I wil ask him why he is so late? Than listen lot of stories he tells..

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

About age

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 4 years..
Cat: Wow, how big you are..
Elephant: I am a complai boy! but how old are you?
Cat: 20 Years!
Elephant: Oh, you look so young!
Cat: Olay age miracle. Increasing age pauses..
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