Sunday, August 10, 2014

Lets behave like Husbadn wife

Once a Sister in Law asked her Brother in Law were going through a train. Till very late night, she kept on telling her stories and
Suddenly Brother in law asked her: Just for today night, can we behave life a husband wife?
Sister in law: She said as you wish while shying!
Brother in law: Than please stop your Nonsense and let me sleep!

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Overtime Consideration

overtime fun

Some people are really amazing. They think that by living they are doing debt on us. So when it comes to their work and duties, oh my God! They really oblige employer by coming on work and they really deserve overtime when they enter! Oh please...

Monday, June 16, 2014

If You Can not be Happy..

If you can not be happy, at-least be drunk..

What an excuse. Really, people who do not do anything, make great game of words. How clever! They say it that being drunk is better than not doing anything - Lol, they do not know that it is going to kill them inside.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Can't reach it? You don't need it

"Ultimate Rule:- Lazy rule - Can't reach it? You don't need it."

Remember of the story of The Fox and Grapes, so it better to follow footprints and say: They’re probably sour anyway.. The lazy people, lazy world!

Saturday, September 14, 2013

All the Time

Mack: hey, did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger?

Jolie: Yeah, all the time.

MAck: Well he's back in town and wants your new number.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

My decisions were proving too costly

I keep my junk mail. It keeps my office brimming with activity - even if there is no real work!

We still produce pretty hot ideas but they all get stale by the time we present the stuff to our dot.com clients.

My cost to the company was not much but my decisions were proving too costly for the company!
Above quote refers to an innocent employee who tries to justify the loss that his organization bears due to the bad decisions he makes. Although he never demands any hike or appraisal because he loves his safe-zone but when it comes to work, productivity or profits, there is a problem!

Nothing innovative in these abstract paintings. We've been twisting the figures in our books of account for years!

What did O say to Q? Hey, put that thing back into your trousers.

Do I look like a people person to you?
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