Here You Go to Explore Best Short Jokes on Internet

Surfers often waste lot of time in search of best but end up with nothing impressive but here you go to explore the best and easily sharable short jokes ever. If you land up here, you know how to have fun in life and it is really one of the essential of today's busy life.

1.) Police: We catched one full truck load of whiskey!
Officer: Good, now arrange one truck soda and one truck of something to eat!

2.) Husband: I want you to become Angel for my life.
Wife: Have you made heaven for me?

3.) I not commit myself on seafood diet...
every time I sea food, I eat..

4.) If something goes too easy and perfect.. Bravo.. you are doing it wrong!

5.) It is observed that minutes of school and microwave are longer than normal..

6.) You are looking so cute and sweet today.. Was I looking ugly the other day!

7.) Yo mama so fat that when she sat on her iPhone, she created the iPad.

2 Most Dangerous

World's 2 most dangerous and horrible weapon..
One is wife's tears and another is beautiful neighbor's smile.!

Tongue Twisters for Kids

Tongue-twister is a kind of phrase which is made to be tough to speak. You can not say it fluently. It is kind og word game. People love the tongue-twisters to use as a humorous content and it creates fun when others mispronounce them. So kids, here we are going to share the best, funny, famous, tough, short, new and best tongue twisters.

The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

A better brand of beef makes a butter burger better.

Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream.

She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch.

Ten tons of tropical tree' trunks for Trudie's true tea.
five free flowers for four hours, makes juice devour.

the big black bug, bled blue blood.

Sally sells seashells at the seashore

Peter Piper Picked a pickle of Pepers.

Woman if angry

A woman if angry - in 20 minute - everything is packed but ask her to get ready for holidays and she takes whole bloody day to pack up!
Sorry women, but I have to pull your leg on your delay in getting ready. You girls are really so funny but seriously, you have capability to make men mad!

Wife asks, See, our kid is asking to have a ride on donkey. He is so angry because his wish is getting fulfilled. Please..
Husband Shouted and says: what should I do then?
Wife: Come on daring, get him on your shoulders please!
Hurray - Six! How smartly she shot two points in one arrow. My goodness

If someone calls you immature

If someone calls you immature, just reply - as you say but I know how to have Fun so in today's menu, our meal will be only and only FUN!

Male: You look so cool and sweet today!
Female: Was I looking uncool and sour yesterday!!

The confusing moment when you just broken with your gf, update the status to single and she likes..

It irritates me

"It irritates me when she sits down and her legs flatten out to approximately the size of a country!"
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