Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Woman if angry

A woman if angry - in 20 minute - everything is packed but ask her to get ready for holidays and she takes whole bloody day to pack up!
Sorry women, but I have to pull your leg on your delay in getting ready. You girls are really so funny but seriously, you have capability to make men mad!

Wife asks, See, our kid is asking to have a ride on donkey. He is so angry because his wish is getting fulfilled. Please..
Husband Shouted and says: what should I do then?
Wife: Come on daring, get him on your shoulders please!
Hurray - Six! How smartly she shot two points in one arrow. My goodness

Monday, June 15, 2015

If someone calls you immature

If someone calls you immature, just reply - as you say but I know how to have Fun so in today's menu, our meal will be only and only FUN!

Male: You look so cool and sweet today!
Female: Was I looking uncool and sour yesterday!!

The confusing moment when you just broken with your gf, update the status to single and she likes..

Friday, April 3, 2015

It irritates me

"It irritates me when she sits down and her legs flatten out to approximately the size of a country!"

Ways of using time

Best way to stop time: kiss
Ultimate way to travel in time: Read
Awesome way to escape time: Music
Nice way to fear time: Write
And smart way to waste time: Social Media.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

New Rule

"The New 50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong."

So happening! This often happens in practical life. There are maximum chances of failure when you are in doubt. What what a fun when you react it like that Yes - you knew it

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Man Commented

A man commented to his lunch companion: "My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire." "You're lucky," sighed the companion. "My wife dreams that in the daytime." Credit- Sam Ewing

If you praise your wife in her absence - you are lucky. Rest all world just fed up with crazy, frustrating demands and expectations. They spend like anything and demand like the money grows on trees. You are lucky enough if she keeps her demand in night dream only.
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