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"When I said less is more..I did not mean you do less and ask for more!"
"The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one."
- Anonymous
"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance."
"Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves around than any other city in the world."
- David Letterman
"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."
- Albert Einstein
"Tourists -- have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
- David Letterman
"They have now solved this problem by defying their parents and copying one another."
- Quentin Crisp
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