When I like something, it runs from me. When I get it, I lost the zeal. I Like a girl, I run for her and once I got her, I find someone else more attractive.
Men's nature LOL
Single friend wants to get married but
Hey Friend: I think married life is much better than single life. I am fed up doing cloth wash, outside food etc..
I am going to get married.
Married friend: Starts laughing...
Him: Why you laughing a lot?
Married friend: Because for same reasons I am going to have divorce....
I am going to get married.
Married friend: Starts laughing...
Him: Why you laughing a lot?
Married friend: Because for same reasons I am going to have divorce....
777 Quick Short Funny Jokes to Roll You Out with Laughter
Need humor quickly? Here is our latest version of quick Jokes to roll you out with laughter. You can not imagine how funny they are until you read them> Beware! Use of mind is prohibited. LOL
1. My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh.
2. I'd tell you my favorite joke about short people, but it'd probably go over your head.
3. "I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg
4. "Someone should open up a restaurant called "I don't care". Then we can finally go to that restaurant my girlfriends always talking about."
5. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
6. "I have a parrot and it talks. But it did not say it was hungry, so it died." -Also Mitch
7. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
8. If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.
9. "A banana is like a reverse stop light. Green means wait. Yellow means go ahead. Red means where the fk did you get that banana?"
10. "I got the receptionist's phone number at my hotel, it was zero."
11. "I tried to walk into target and missed." -Mitch Hedberg
12. "Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something." Mitch Hedberg.
13. I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. - Steven Wright
14. My life is full of chocolates.
15. You and me, yes you and me can live in forest.
16. Ours mom dad are too conservative to understand us.
17. Life is so funny until you get mature.
18. Friend's wife and own kids - both look sweet.
19. Men have bog heart, why to settle for one lady!
20. I love you but when I see other beautiful girls, I feel the same for them.
21. You are damn fat and I am not joking!
22. Seriously funny when you ask something you already know.
777. When we're doing make out, my girlfriend likes to pretend she's 14 which is weird because she has 3 more years to go.
1. My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh.
2. I'd tell you my favorite joke about short people, but it'd probably go over your head.
3. "I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg
4. "Someone should open up a restaurant called "I don't care". Then we can finally go to that restaurant my girlfriends always talking about."
5. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
6. "I have a parrot and it talks. But it did not say it was hungry, so it died." -Also Mitch
7. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
8. If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.
9. "A banana is like a reverse stop light. Green means wait. Yellow means go ahead. Red means where the fk did you get that banana?"
10. "I got the receptionist's phone number at my hotel, it was zero."
11. "I tried to walk into target and missed." -Mitch Hedberg
12. "Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something." Mitch Hedberg.
13. I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. - Steven Wright
14. My life is full of chocolates.
15. You and me, yes you and me can live in forest.
16. Ours mom dad are too conservative to understand us.
17. Life is so funny until you get mature.
18. Friend's wife and own kids - both look sweet.
19. Men have bog heart, why to settle for one lady!
20. I love you but when I see other beautiful girls, I feel the same for them.
21. You are damn fat and I am not joking!
22. Seriously funny when you ask something you already know.
777. When we're doing make out, my girlfriend likes to pretend she's 14 which is weird because she has 3 more years to go.
Childhood is like....
I agree when they say 'Childhood is like being drunk' because everyone remembers what you did, except you..
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Doctor suggestion
Husband said to wife that doctor suggested me to go and spend time in foreign country and wife asked but when we both can go?
Husband: Yes, we can go but to another doctor!
Husband: Yes, we can go but to another doctor!
Here You Go to Explore Best Short Jokes on Internet
Surfers often waste lot of time in search of best but end up with nothing impressive but here you go to explore the best and easily sharable short jokes ever. If you land up here, you know how to have fun in life and it is really one of the essential of today's busy life.
1.) Police: We catched one full truck load of whiskey!
Officer: Good, now arrange one truck soda and one truck of something to eat!
2.) Husband: I want you to become Angel for my life.
Wife: Have you made heaven for me?
3.) I not commit myself on seafood diet...
every time I sea food, I eat..
4.) If something goes too easy and perfect.. Bravo.. you are doing it wrong!
5.) It is observed that minutes of school and microwave are longer than normal..
6.) You are looking so cute and sweet today.. Was I looking ugly the other day!
7.) Yo mama so fat that when she sat on her iPhone, she created the iPad.
1.) Police: We catched one full truck load of whiskey!
Officer: Good, now arrange one truck soda and one truck of something to eat!
2.) Husband: I want you to become Angel for my life.
Wife: Have you made heaven for me?
3.) I not commit myself on seafood diet...
every time I sea food, I eat..
4.) If something goes too easy and perfect.. Bravo.. you are doing it wrong!
5.) It is observed that minutes of school and microwave are longer than normal..
6.) You are looking so cute and sweet today.. Was I looking ugly the other day!
7.) Yo mama so fat that when she sat on her iPhone, she created the iPad.
2 Most Dangerous
World's 2 most dangerous and horrible weapon..
One is wife's tears and another is beautiful neighbor's smile.!
One is wife's tears and another is beautiful neighbor's smile.!
Tongue Twisters for Kids
Tongue-twister is a kind of phrase which is made to be tough to speak. You can not say it fluently. It is kind og word game. People love the tongue-twisters to use as a humorous content and it creates fun when others mispronounce them. So kids, here we are going to share the best, funny, famous, tough, short, new and best tongue twisters.
The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
A better brand of beef makes a butter burger better.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream.
She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch.
Ten tons of tropical tree' trunks for Trudie's true tea.
five free flowers for four hours, makes juice devour.
the big black bug, bled blue blood.
Sally sells seashells at the seashore
Peter Piper Picked a pickle of Pepers.
The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
A better brand of beef makes a butter burger better.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream.
She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch.
Ten tons of tropical tree' trunks for Trudie's true tea.
five free flowers for four hours, makes juice devour.
the big black bug, bled blue blood.
Sally sells seashells at the seashore
Peter Piper Picked a pickle of Pepers.
Woman if angry
A woman if angry - in 20 minute - everything is packed but ask her to get ready for holidays and she takes whole bloody day to pack up!
Sorry women, but I have to pull your leg on your delay in getting ready. You girls are really so funny but seriously, you have capability to make men mad!
Wife asks, See, our kid is asking to have a ride on donkey. He is so angry because his wish is getting fulfilled. Please..
Husband Shouted and says: what should I do then?
Wife: Come on daring, get him on your shoulders please!
Hurray - Six! How smartly she shot two points in one arrow. My goodness
Sorry women, but I have to pull your leg on your delay in getting ready. You girls are really so funny but seriously, you have capability to make men mad!
Wife asks, See, our kid is asking to have a ride on donkey. He is so angry because his wish is getting fulfilled. Please..
Husband Shouted and says: what should I do then?
Wife: Come on daring, get him on your shoulders please!
Hurray - Six! How smartly she shot two points in one arrow. My goodness
If someone calls you immature
If someone calls you immature, just reply - as you say but I know how to have Fun so in today's menu, our meal will be only and only FUN!
Male: You look so cool and sweet today!
Female: Was I looking uncool and sour yesterday!!
The confusing moment when you just broken with your gf, update the status to single and she likes..
Male: You look so cool and sweet today!
Female: Was I looking uncool and sour yesterday!!
The confusing moment when you just broken with your gf, update the status to single and she likes..
It irritates me
"It irritates me when she sits down and her legs flatten out to approximately the size of a country!"
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