Latest Quick Short Jokes to Roll out with Laughter

Need humor quickly? Here is our latest version of quick short jokes to roll you our with loads of laughter. You can not imagine how funny they are until you read and share but you need to use little mind!

1. My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh.

2. I'd tell you my favorite joke about short people, but it'd probably go over your head.

3. "I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg

4. "Someone should open up a restaurant called "I don't care". Then we can finally go to that restaurant my girlfriends always talking about."

5. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

6. "I have a parrot and it talks. But it did not say it was hungry, so it died." -Also Mitch

7. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

8. If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.

9. "A banana is like a reverse stop light. Green means wait. Yellow means go ahead. Red means where the fk did you get that banana?"

10. "I got the receptionist's phone number at my hotel, it was zero."

11. "I tried to walk into target and missed." -Mitch Hedberg

12. "Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something." Mitch Hedberg.

13. I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. - Steven Wright

14. When we're doing make out, my girlfriend likes to pretend she's 14 which is weird because she has 3 more years to go.

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