Woman if angry

A woman if angry - in 20 minute - everything is packed but ask her to get ready for holidays and she takes whole bloody day to pack up!
Sorry women, but I have to pull your leg on your delay in getting ready. You girls are really so funny but seriously, you have capability to make men mad!

Wife asks, See, our kid is asking to have a ride on donkey. He is so angry because his wish is getting fulfilled. Please..
Husband Shouted and says: what should I do then?
Wife: Come on daring, get him on your shoulders please!
Hurray - Six! How smartly she shot two points in one arrow. My goodness