"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."
This is very amusing quote about the condition of marriage man. It shows how miserable their lives are! If they say anything, there is a problem and if they don't say anything then again there is a problem. He has to be a expert in understand and forecasting everything what their wives want. Although all big scientist have failed in their research on it but still you must continue with your efforts if you want your life worth living.