My wife is leaving me.. Please note down my detailed requirement... I want one to be outsourced.. Pronto!
A long list of new year resolution helps in breaking a record number of resolution in a matter of days!
I am glad with your consistent performance.. the company is happy to demote you for the third time in a row!
The company refuses to pay the random in cash. Can I accept it as stock option?
What did you say what you were not supposed to say. Don't you know a manager is sent to meeting to lie for his boss!
Our new communication strategy will be to create the new TV commercial for a new target audience - couch potato!