Ways of using time

Best way to stop time: kiss
Ultimate way to travel in time: Read
Awesome way to escape time: Music
Nice way to fear time: Write
And smart way to waste time: Social Media.

New Rule

"The New 50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong."

So happening! This often happens in practical life. There are maximum chances of failure when you are in doubt. What what a fun when you react it like that Yes - you knew it

Man Commented

A man commented to his lunch companion: "My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire." "You're lucky," sighed the companion. "My wife dreams that in the daytime." Credit- Sam Ewing

If you praise your wife in her absence - you are lucky. Rest all world just fed up with crazy, frustrating demands and expectations. They spend like anything and demand like the money grows on trees. You are lucky enough if she keeps her demand in night dream only.

Not feeling sleepy

Son: Mom , I am not feeling sleepy - can you tell a story?
Mom: Dear, even I am not feeling sleepy, you father has not yet come home! When he will come, I wil ask him why he is so late? Than listen lot of stories he tells..

About age

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 4 years..
Cat: Wow, how big you are..
Elephant: I am a complai boy! but how old are you?
Cat: 20 Years!
Elephant: Oh, you look so young!
Cat: Olay age miracle. Increasing age pauses..

I was Kidding

From morning, my wife running after me with a knife in her hand...
What was my mistake - I just said that you can see my heart - inside - it has your name only...:()

Sometime, your own words create trouble for you. Like in above, innocent husband just tried to be oversmart by showing his love by saying that his heart has embossed with her name. Further, you can see, how costly it was..

25 Years and No Child

"Female to another: Did you know that till 25 year I had no child..Another woman: OMG, Than?Female: That I got married..."

Sometimes a little confusion creates the magical laughter and this is what our above quote is dedicated to. How naturally this female throws a lovely funny statement to another woman. Very witty and innocently. Deserves a clap!

Every woman needs

"Every woman should have four pets in her life: a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."
~Paris Hilton

This quote is very straight away but somewhere true. A woman desires are unlimited and she always thinks of a perfect man and we think above mentioned qualities are most admirable one. You can laugh at it as well work on improvement.. hey hey, don't go so deep - just for the sake of fun. Girls enjoy..haha

Something

my maturity level basically depends on who I am with...

Can not remember what I said..

when your wifi at home got light off..

The moment when you get compliments

Any tiny situation

Humor often begins with our inner selves. Any tiny situation has got ultimate power to make you and others laugh. You just need those ears to find it. So take the oath that you will try to laugh at every possible situation. It is going to reduce the stress and your ability will increase. Hurray!

Lets behave like Husbadn wife

Once a Sister in Law asked her Brother in Law were going through a train. Till very late night, she kept on telling her stories and
Suddenly Brother in law asked her: Just for today night, can we behave life a husband wife?
Sister in law: She said as you wish while shying!
Brother in law: Than please stop your Nonsense and let me sleep!

Overtime Consideration

Some people are really amazing. They think that by living they are doing debt on us. So when it comes to their work and duties, oh my God! They really oblige employer by coming on work and they really deserve overtime when they enter! Oh please...