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Clean Funny Quotes & Jokes to Enjoy Life

'Just chill your life with some of the best short clean hilarious funny quotes & jokes because they are too good to make your day. T...
Eye contact

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Because Tops don’t have eyes. Men are really too funny! They are naturally attracted by...
Single friend wants to get married but

Hey Friend: I think married life is much better than single life. I am fed up doing cloth wash, outside food etc.. I am going to get marri...
Overtime Consideration

Some people are really amazing. They think that by living they are doing debt on us. So when it comes to their work and duties, oh my God!...
Missing your Frinds

"Yeah, school may be hard and annoying but admit it, you’re going to miss your friends while on vacation."
When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, "You hit like a bitch".
Laughter Tonic

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
Women are like milk

Is it true that men are like a good bottle of wine – the older they get the better – and women are like milk – they get sour pretty fast?
Funny Quote: Stay single and be miserable, or get married

'We have written funny quotes on various situations where you can not control your laugh. So just continue it for your health's sak...
A banker

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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