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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.

Clean Funny Quotes & Jokes to Enjoy Life

'Just chill your life with some of the best short clean hilarious funny quotes & jokes because they are too good to make your day. T...
Eye contact

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Because Tops don’t have eyes. Men are really too funny! They are naturally attracted by...
Missing your Frinds

"Yeah, school may be hard and annoying but admit it, you’re going to miss your friends while on vacation."
My Career

"Me: My career is on the right track! Boss: You're right! You are on the right track but it's a wrong direction."
I smile because I have no idea what is going on.
Any income

Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred dollars a year more than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.
100 Tabs

"That hilarious moment when you have 100 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from."
Drinking after death

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking afte...
Found his honey

Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
Overtime Consideration

Some people are really amazing. They think that by living they are doing debt on us. So when it comes to their work and duties, oh my God!...

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