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How do you get a sweet 70-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 70-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Eye contact

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Because Tops don’t have eyes. Men are really too funny! They are naturally attracted by...
Woman if angry

A woman if angry - in 20 minute - everything is packed but ask her to get ready for holidays and she takes whole bloody day to pack up! So...
It's a Recession
FMCG man

"Great! You truly seem to be FMCG man.. You've moved from job to job faster than any FMCG product that you've handled!" ...
Man Commented

A man commented to his lunch companion: "My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire." ...
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Yes, it really happens. When men are in the company of women, they only seek for just two things: either some love or some food! So if the...
Being drunk

"Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after." ...
You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly
Suggesionn Box and More..

"You have to highlight your intellectual properly.. sir and not intellectual." "This electronic suggestion box serves your ...
Clean Funny Quotes & Jokes to Enjoy Life

'Just chill your life with some of the best short clean hilarious funny quotes & jokes because they are too good to make your day. T...

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