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Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

Eye contact

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Because Tops don’t have eyes. Men are really too funny! They are naturally attracted by...
Clean Funny Quotes & Jokes to Enjoy Life

'Just chill your life with some of the best short clean hilarious funny quotes & jokes because they are too good to make your day. T...
FMCG man

"Great! You truly seem to be FMCG man.. You've moved from job to job faster than any FMCG product that you've handled!" ...
Woman if angry

A woman if angry - in 20 minute - everything is packed but ask her to get ready for holidays and she takes whole bloody day to pack up! So...
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

Yes, it really happens. When men are in the company of women, they only seek for just two things: either some love or some food! So if the...
Tongue Twisters for Kids

Tongue-twister is a kind of phrase which is made to be tough to speak. You can not say it fluently. It is kind og word game. People love the...
Man Commented

A man commented to his lunch companion: "My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire." ...
It's a Recession
Being drunk

"Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after." ...
I am Happier

"You find it offensive? Well I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you."

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