tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14476596435249757332024-03-14T11:49:36.348-07:00Funny Quotes: Jokes : Hilarious Sayingsfunny entertaining quotes, jokes and much more..Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.comBlogger330125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-69967182099409483972020-06-05T01:19:00.001-07:002020-06-05T01:19:30.073-07:00TregedyWhen I like something, it runs from me. When I get it, I lost the zeal. I Like a girl, I run for her and once I got her, I find someone else more attractive. <br />
Men's nature LOLFun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-27434014917583034042020-04-12T03:31:00.001-07:002020-04-12T03:31:18.021-07:00Follow Your Dreams<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYtMXfzt9FU6Iak_pNqJF_OnC9Lm1rrku25YRK3981BqjhFWcon1IFtWl4SMCWMQjldMlt4_q4edklT0eZLHRYFsV_aHj22Pj9V4ChZv_hyphenhyphenzweD_BaNQkGI_Y5aKVUR5QmJu9MXQgHViE/s1600/FUNNYDREAMQUOTE.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYtMXfzt9FU6Iak_pNqJF_OnC9Lm1rrku25YRK3981BqjhFWcon1IFtWl4SMCWMQjldMlt4_q4edklT0eZLHRYFsV_aHj22Pj9V4ChZv_hyphenhyphenzweD_BaNQkGI_Y5aKVUR5QmJu9MXQgHViE/s1600/FUNNYDREAMQUOTE.jpg" data-original-width="241" data-original-height="106" alt="funnydreamquote" /></a></div>Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-55648035838830288642017-12-25T09:44:00.001-08:002017-12-25T09:44:24.099-08:00Single friend wants to get married butHey Friend: I think married life is much better than single life. I am fed up doing cloth wash, outside food etc..<br />
I am going to get married.<br />
Married friend: Starts laughing...<br />
Him: Why you laughing a lot?<br />
Married friend: Because for same reasons I am going to have divorce....Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-48393904481901731272015-12-06T00:28:00.002-08:002020-05-16T23:56:28.962-07:00777 Quick Short Funny Jokes to Roll You Out with LaughterNeed humor quickly? Here is our latest version of quick <b>Jokes</b> to roll you out with laughter. You can not imagine how funny they are until you read them> Beware! Use of mind is prohibited. LOL<br />
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1. My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh.<br />
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2. I'd tell you my favorite joke about short people, but it'd probably go over your head.<br />
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3. "I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg<br />
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4. "Someone should open up a restaurant called "I don't care". Then we can finally go to that restaurant my girlfriends always talking about." <br />
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5. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.<br />
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6. "I have a parrot and it talks. But it did not say it was hungry, so it died." -Also Mitch<br />
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7. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.<br />
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8. If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.<br />
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9. "A banana is like a reverse stop light. Green means wait. Yellow means go ahead. Red means where the fk did you get that banana?"<br />
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10. "I got the receptionist's phone number at my hotel, it was zero."<br />
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11. "I tried to walk into target and missed." -Mitch Hedberg <br />
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12. "Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something." Mitch Hedberg.<br />
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13. I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. - Steven Wright<br />
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14. My life is full of chocolates.<br />
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15. You and me, yes you and me can live in forest.<br />
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16. Ours mom dad are too conservative to understand us.<br />
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17. Life is so funny until you get mature.<br />
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18. Friend's wife and own kids - both look sweet.<br />
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19. Men have bog heart, why to settle for one lady!<br />
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20. I love you but when I see other beautiful girls, I feel the same for them.<br />
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21. You are damn fat and I am not joking!<br />
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22. Seriously funny when you ask something you already know.<br />
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777. When we're doing make out, my girlfriend likes to pretend she's 14 which is weird because she has 3 more years to go.<br />
Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-35586790886610821192015-12-06T00:07:00.002-08:002015-12-06T00:07:33.711-08:00Childhood is like....I agree when they say 'Childhood is like being drunk' because everyone remembers what you did, except you..<br />
..Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-11805893333729321872015-11-10T09:58:00.001-08:002015-11-10T09:58:23.229-08:00Doctor suggestionHusband said to wife that doctor suggested me to go and spend time in foreign country and wife asked but when we both can go?<br />
Husband: Yes, we can go but to another doctor!Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-56401323066529158912015-07-26T10:02:00.002-07:002015-07-31T10:28:52.039-07:00Here You Go to Explore Best Short Jokes on InternetSurfers often waste lot of time in search of best but end up with nothing impressive but here you go to explore the best and easily sharable short jokes ever. If you land up here, you know how to have fun in life and it is really one of the essential of today's busy life.<br />
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1.) Police: We catched one full truck load of whiskey!<br />
Officer: Good, now arrange one truck soda and one truck of something to eat!<br />
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2.) Husband: I want you to become Angel for my life.<br />
Wife: Have you made heaven for me?<br />
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3.) I not commit myself on seafood diet...<br />
every time I sea food, I eat..<br />
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4.) If something goes too easy and perfect.. Bravo.. you are doing it wrong!<br />
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5.) It is observed that minutes of school and microwave are longer than normal..<br />
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6.) You are looking so cute and sweet today.. Was I looking ugly the other day!<br />
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7.) Yo mama so fat that when she sat on her iPhone, she created the iPad.Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-40108790163616636432015-07-17T10:57:00.000-07:002015-07-17T10:57:07.443-07:002 Most DangerousWorld's 2 most dangerous and horrible weapon..<br />
One is wife's tears and another is beautiful neighbor's smile.!Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-23820089975485380592015-07-02T21:25:00.000-07:002015-07-02T21:25:28.772-07:00Tongue Twisters for KidsTongue-twister is a kind of phrase which is made to be tough to speak. You can not say it fluently. It is kind og word game. People love the tongue-twisters to use as a humorous content and it creates fun when others mispronounce them. So kids, here we are going to share the best, funny, famous, tough, short, new and best tongue twisters.<br />
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The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.<br />
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A better brand of beef makes a butter burger better.<br />
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Sheena leads, Sheila needs.<br />
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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.<br />
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream.<br />
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She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.<br />
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.<br />
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore<br />
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.<br />
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If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch.<br />
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Ten tons of tropical tree' trunks for Trudie's true tea.<br />
five free flowers for four hours, makes juice devour.<br />
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the big black bug, bled blue blood.<br />
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Sally sells seashells at the seashore <br />
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Peter Piper Picked a pickle of Pepers. <br />
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Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-26437625964670401312015-06-24T10:15:00.003-07:002015-06-24T10:26:44.438-07:00Woman if angryA woman if angry - in 20 minute - everything is packed but ask her to get ready for holidays and she takes whole bloody day to pack up!<br />
<small><i>Sorry women, but I have to pull your leg on your delay in getting ready. You girls are really so funny but seriously, you have capability to make men mad!</i></small><br />
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Wife asks, See, our kid is asking to have a ride on donkey. He is so angry because his wish is getting fulfilled. Please..<br />
Husband Shouted and says: what should I do then?<br />
Wife: Come on daring, get him on your shoulders please!<br />
<small><i>Hurray - Six! How smartly she shot two points in one arrow. My goodness</i></small>Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-4234530883560795882015-06-15T08:25:00.000-07:002015-06-15T08:25:12.783-07:00If someone calls you immatureIf someone calls you immature, just reply - as you say but I know how to have Fun so in today's menu, our meal will be only and only FUN!<br />
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Male: You look so cool and sweet today!<br />
Female: Was I looking uncool and sour yesterday!!<br />
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The confusing moment when you just broken with your gf, update the status to single and she likes..<br />
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Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-8718397321658729462015-04-03T23:41:00.002-07:002015-04-03T23:41:31.883-07:00It irritates me"It irritates me when she sits down and her legs flatten out to approximately the size of a country!"Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-48810136621701371032015-04-03T09:17:00.001-07:002015-04-03T09:17:13.842-07:00Ways of using timeBest way to stop time: kiss<br />
Ultimate way to travel in time: Read<br />
Awesome way to escape time: Music<br />
Nice way to fear time: Write<br />
And smart way to waste time: Social Media.Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-58722908264744419982015-03-29T06:15:00.001-07:002015-03-29T06:15:29.428-07:00New Rule"The New 50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong."<br />
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<small><i>So happening! This often happens in practical life. There are maximum chances of failure when you are in doubt. What what a fun when you react it like that Yes - you knew it</i></small>Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-26955908902727197452015-03-03T08:45:00.003-08:002015-03-19T10:04:00.898-07:00Man CommentedA man commented to his lunch companion: "My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire." "You're lucky," sighed the companion. "My wife dreams that in the daytime." <small>Credit- Sam Ewing</small><br />
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<i><small>If you praise your wife in her absence - you are lucky. Rest all world just fed up with crazy, frustrating demands and expectations. They spend like anything and demand like the money grows on trees. You are lucky enough if she keeps her demand in night dream only.</small></i>Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-20215268475895217932015-02-25T08:48:00.002-08:002015-02-25T08:48:44.282-08:00Not feeling sleepySon: Mom , I am not feeling sleepy - can you tell a story?<br />
Mom: Dear, even I am not feeling sleepy, you father has not yet come home! When he will come, I wil ask him why he is so late? Than listen lot of stories he tells..Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-60249219598641892252015-02-24T08:32:00.001-08:002015-02-24T08:32:13.786-08:00About ageCat: How old are you?<br />
Elephant: 4 years..<br />
Cat: Wow, how big you are..<br />
Elephant: I am a complai boy! but how old are you?<br />
Cat: 20 Years!<br />
Elephant: Oh, you look so young!<br />
Cat: Olay age miracle. Increasing age pauses..Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-70360713173060082902015-02-07T23:09:00.003-08:002015-02-07T23:09:56.213-08:00I was KiddingFrom morning, my wife running after me with a knife in her hand...<br />
What was my mistake - I just said that you can see my heart - inside - it has your name only...:()<br />
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<small><i>Sometime, your own words create trouble for you. Like in above, innocent husband just tried to be oversmart by showing his love by saying that his heart has embossed with her name. Further, you can see, how costly it was..</i></small>Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-14706019755268535972015-02-04T09:07:00.001-08:002015-02-04T09:08:22.064-08:0025 Years and No Child "Female to another: Did you know that till 25 year I had no child..Another woman: OMG, Than?Female: That I got married..."<br />
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<i><small>Sometimes a little confusion creates the magical laughter and this is what our above quote is dedicated to. How naturally this female throws a lovely funny statement to another woman. Very witty and innocently. Deserves a clap!</small></i><br />
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Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-82747841909377502092015-01-23T09:37:00.003-08:002015-02-24T08:27:25.129-08:00Every woman needs"Every woman should have four pets in her life: a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."<br />
~Paris Hilton<br />
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<i><small>This quote is very straight away but somewhere true. A woman desires are unlimited and she always thinks of a perfect man and we think above mentioned qualities are most admirable one. You can laugh at it as well work on improvement.. hey hey, don't go so deep - just for the sake of fun. Girls enjoy..haha</i></small>Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-65581593068799094712014-12-28T04:12:00.000-08:002014-12-28T04:12:18.257-08:00Somethingmy maturity level basically depends on who I am with...<br />
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Can not remember what I said..<br />
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when your wifi at home got light off..<br />
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The moment when you get complimentsFun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-44597674440999266112014-12-02T08:41:00.002-08:002014-12-02T08:41:51.709-08:00Any tiny situationHumor often begins with our inner selves. Any tiny situation has got ultimate power to make you and others laugh. You just need those ears to find it. So take the oath that you will try to laugh at every possible situation. It is going to reduce the stress and your ability will increase. Hurray!Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-61860642721350005422014-08-10T04:52:00.001-07:002014-08-10T04:53:01.746-07:00Lets behave like Husbadn wifeOnce a Sister in Law asked her Brother in Law were going through a train. Till very late night, she kept on telling her stories and<br />
Suddenly Brother in law asked her: Just for today night, can we behave life a husband wife?<br />
Sister in law: She said as you wish while shying!<br />
Brother in law: Than please stop your <i>Nonsense</i> and let me sleep!Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-61609739421931904142014-07-13T05:11:00.001-07:002014-07-13T05:17:37.362-07:00Overtime Consideration<img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8jE5CcGCIGmsjXS_jYb_jQ-uGlBZxBLfhteoYY2bsQjUV1Y3GhwcI20K3kka-gL8wAbAIktYhHcqmiYw0M8GNkGsbEebCCWvm_nr_9WHVLR6M2WMGtIC9OPmkklE-UE7bT-3w42Etetk/s1600/overtime+consideration.jpg" alt="overtime fun" /><br />
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<i><small>Some people are really amazing. They think that by living they are doing debt on us. So when it comes to their work and duties, oh my God! They really oblige employer by coming on work and they really deserve overtime when they enter! Oh please...</small></i>Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1447659643524975733.post-89929919646025133032014-06-16T09:47:00.001-07:002014-06-16T09:49:16.549-07:00If You Can not be Happy..<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoeWT2Hl2TL2ZAljFG6IgzE9zJSJamBPrqx296-QBL_uNME_ykqDGcVXx75hnCzIGoCOEfqBzZRv8COKraM4my8y2pTglMwJUzzDu60jptI9jx_0QyobP6iMfP3CIHml0_J-xWVNVwCMk/s1600/cannot+be+happy.jpg" alt="If you can not be happy, at-least be drunk.." /></div><br />
What an excuse. Really, people who do not do anything, make great game of words. How clever! They say it that being drunk is better than not doing anything - Lol, they do not know that it is going to kill them inside.Fun and Humorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08600849374590519587noreply@blogger.com0